Star Wars - C-3PO Makes the Humor Gold
Comedic Relief in all Star Wars Films - Best C-3PO Quotes
The Funniest C-3PO Quotes that bring laughter to the iconic Civil War in a Galaxy Far Far Away
Dear Sara,
I’ve seen every Star Wars movie at least 25 times. You’d think my reactions would dissipate with each viewing. Sure, the surprises are already known… but I STILL cannot resist having a laugh attack at all of the crazy things said by C-3PO. I was wondering what you thought were the funniest C3PO quotes.
May the Force Be With You,
Michael
Dear Michael,
I fully agree with you. No matter how many times I watch the Star Wars Movies, or read the books, sassy droid, C-3PO, has an unexpected attitude worthy of making me laugh over and over. Through all of the twists, turns, shocks, and surprises brought to us by the Star Wars Universe, C-3PO is one constant comedic character that I know I can always count on.
Here are the FUNNIEST C-P3O Quotes
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
C-3PO: “I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, ‘naked?‘”
R2D2: [beeps]
C-3PO: “My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!”
Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones
C-3PO: “For a mechanic, you seem to do an incessant amount of thinking.”
Star Wars: Episode IV New Hope
C-3PO: “Excuse me sir, but that R2-D2 is in prime condition, a real bargain.”
- C3PO plays salesman to encourage Luke Skywalker to purchase them both.
Star Wars: Episode IV New Hope
C-3PO: “Just you reconsider playing that message for him.”
R2D2: [beeps]
C-3PO: “No! I don’t think he likes you at all.”
R2D2: [whistles faintly]
C-3PO: “No. I don’t like you either.”
Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
C-3PO: “Don’t blame me. I’m an interpreter. I’m not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.”
Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
C-3PO: “Oh, yes, that’s much better… Something’s not right, because now I can’t see. Oh, oh, yes, that’s much better. Wait… wait. Oh, my. What have you done? I’m BACKWARDS. You flea-bitten furball. Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to…”
Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
C-3PO: “The city’s central computer told you? Artoo Detoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer.”
Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
C-3PO: “Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!”
Han: “Never tell me the odds.”
- C-3PO and Han Solo, fleeing the Imperial fleet
Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi
Luke: “Do you understand anything they’re saying?”
C-3PO: “Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of com—”
Han Solo: “What are you telling them?”
C-3PO: “Hello, I think. I could be mistaken.”
- C-3PO, communicating with the Ewoks
Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi
C-3PO: “If I told you half the things I’ve heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you’d probably short circuit.”
- C3PO to R2
Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi
C-3PO: “I do believe they think I am some kind of god.”
Han Solo: “Well, why don’t you use your divine influence and get us out of this?”
C-3PO: “I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn’t be proper.”
Han Solo: “Proper?”
C-3PO: “It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”
Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi
C-3PO: “What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.”
Sincerely,
Sara Bellum
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