Buffalito Buffet
by Lawrence M. Schoen

Let me introduce you to the Amazing Conroy, interstellar hypnotist and buffalito wrangler. What’s a buffalito? I’ll tell you. They’re an alien lifeform that look just like tiny buffalos–what’s more, they can eat absolutely anything, and then they fart it back out as oxygen. This makes them an incredibly valuable commodity.

The Amazing Conroy travels the galaxy, often in the company of his buffalito Reggie, eating fascinating alien gourmet fare, and occasionally running afoul of the local constabulary. Using his wits to keep himself out of trouble, Conroy’s adventures take him to wonderous places, to both the poshest suites and the lowliest slums, to bars and hotels and ranches far and wide.
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